so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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