I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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