its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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