Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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