he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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