i'm signing you up for texting rehab
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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