What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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