im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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