covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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