This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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