You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
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