I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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