If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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