just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
He shit in the fireplace
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