it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
