HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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