where am i from again
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
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