Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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