Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
