No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
where are my eyebrows?
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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