YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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