He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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