You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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