her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
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