Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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