You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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