Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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