I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
I've blown a few things in my day
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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