and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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