Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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