is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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