Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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