Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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