The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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