he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Let the clothes fall where they may.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
Randomize
