i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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