He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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