Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
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