What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
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