hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
foreskin is a definite game changer
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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