'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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