yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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