its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
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