I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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