White coat. Heels.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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