That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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