If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I can't put those talents on a resume
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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