She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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