its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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