she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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