Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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