Walk of Shame. In a state park.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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