some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Bring me that man meat
I have fence marks all over my body
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
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