Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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