i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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