ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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