so explain again why im purple
no
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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